The Real
The following, like everything I’ve ever written here, is an opinion.
Brandon Is Horrible
The thoughts and musings of the best dressed comedian in Kansas City, and of all time.
The Apology
A long time ago I wronged someone, by being a self involved douche. Today I took the first step towards fixing it. Below is a (slightly) edited version I sent to this person:
The Black Comedy Problem
This blog was inspired by a blog written by Leah Kayajanian, Leah is a female comedian. She hears this a lot.
The CD/DVD You Will Never See or Hear OR How I learned to Stop Worrying and Enjoyed the Bomb OR Brandon Books a show, and No One Bothers to Show Up
On September 27th me and 5 of OKC’s finest comics performed a show at UCO’s famed constitution hall.
The Friendship Fiasco
friend |frend| noun. a person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations.
The Arrogant
*This isn’t addressed to anyone, but at the same time is addressed to everyone.*
BY THEIR VERY NATURE, COMEDIANS ARE EGOTISTICAL.
The Plea
Every night, knights armed with spiral notebooks and corded microphones do battle against an unrelenting beast. The beast is a hydra of sorts - cut its head off and more heads pop up, wanting more.
1 year ago - 
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1 The Internet Dating Situation
I make lots of poor choices in my life, I mean a LOT, but what started off as a drunken joke has led to a few interesting friendships and a constant reminder that sanity is but a dangling thread, to be cut at the first sign of criticism, judgement, or rejection.
The Craigslist Translator
Wonder what all those wonderful women on Craigslist really mean when they post sexy ads on the internet?
The anonymous criticizing annoying self hating obnoxious dead-end douchebags.
The rest of this won’t be very nice, and I don’t care.
2 years ago - 2
2 The facebook/twitter meander
The following are my responses to facebook statuses I read while I was supposed to be paying attention in a board meeting:
The BEST place to BUY electronics.
I apologize about how long this post is, and about how unfunny this may be.
2 years ago - 3
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