The thoughts and musings of the best dressed comedian in Kansas City, and of all time.Tumblr (3.0; @brandonishorrible)http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/The following, like everything I’ve ever written here, is an opinion. Like all opinions, you...http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/50731667409http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/50731667409Sat, 18 May 2013 10:00:20 -0500A long time ago I wronged someone, by being a self involved douche. Today I took the first step...http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/30356388261http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/30356388261Mon, 27 Aug 2012 20:34:00 -0500This blog was inspired by a blog written by Leah Kayajanian, Leah is a female comedian. She hears...http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/14217338191http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/14217338191Wed, 14 Dec 2011 10:00:00 -0600On September 27th me and 5 of OKC’s finest comics performed a show at UCO’s famed...http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/13976353393http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/13976353393Fri, 09 Dec 2011 13:11:00 -0600 friend  |frend| noun. a person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection,...http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/13593503003http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/13593503003Thu, 01 Dec 2011 11:02:00 -0600*This isn’t addressed to anyone, but at the same time is addressed to everyone.*   BY THEIR VERY...http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/11870122668http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/11870122668Mon, 24 Oct 2011 13:00:00 -0500     Every night, knights armed with spiral notebooks and corded microphones do battle against an...http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/11429773481http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/11429773481Fri, 14 Oct 2011 02:37:00 -0500I make lots of poor choices in my life, I mean a LOT, but what started off as a drunken joke has led...http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/8427040395http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/8427040395Wed, 03 Aug 2011 08:29:22 -0500Wonder what all those wonderful women on Craigslist really mean when they post sexy ads on the...http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/7574908234http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/7574908234Wed, 13 Jul 2011 10:39:08 -0500The rest of this won’t be very nice, and I don’t care. If you fit one or more of the...http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/5185642674http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/5185642674Wed, 04 May 2011 03:43:00 -0500The following are my responses to facebook statuses I read while I was supposed to be paying...http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/4695073833http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/4695073833Sun, 17 Apr 2011 13:46:00 -0500I have gotten to know this girl through her facebook posts, she is living the American dream and...http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/3719017369http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/3719017369Tue, 08 Mar 2011 01:39:00 -0600Here ya go! You will kill every time no one is watching You are your worst critic, until you do...http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/3597853568http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/3597853568Wed, 02 Mar 2011 02:35:00 -0600I apologize about how long this post is, and about how unfunny this may be. I used to work at an...http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/3275678802http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/3275678802Sun, 13 Feb 2011 12:27:00 -0600Every comic has a bio. Here is mine. Brandon Patrick was born and raised in and around the Oklahoma...http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/2050646044http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/2050646044Tue, 30 Nov 2010 13:04:00 -0600 It’s 2:38 in the morning and I am listening to a string of the greatest jazz albums I have ever...http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/998979340http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/998979340Mon, 23 Aug 2010 13:02:00 -0500If you tip at Sonic you are an idiot. My two biggest beefs? 1.       If you expect tips, work in a...http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/809165487http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/809165487Tue, 13 Jul 2010 22:09:00 -0500This is an definite fact. With the exception of one girl, the literal dozens of girls who have both...http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/783173793http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/783173793Wed, 07 Jul 2010 20:17:12 -0500These are thoroughly investigated. FACT: The string on the end of a tampon is NOT a...http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/767181115http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/767181115Sat, 03 Jul 2010 19:48:00 -0500Last year a “Bad” man died, we can’t prove it but I suspect he was a “Smooth Criminal”, after...http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/735959618http://brandonishorrible.tumblr.com/post/735959618Fri, 25 Jun 2010 17:17:00 -0500